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November 13, 2007:

Being a Charger fan is similar to those new drug commercials that you see on T.V. for erectile dysfunction.
You know, every week you feel confident about breakin down the sexy ladies cuz you know you got the
skills and then.... ooops.... nothing! (see Chargers vs Packers) Or how about when you drink a few too
many and you figure any girl in the room will do and you got way too much skills to even be lookin at dat,
but she'll do in a pinch and then..... hey now...... nothing!! (see Chargers vs Vikings). Yes, we need help
and we've got it. We Charger fans take "BOLTIALIS" (copyright pending). It keeps us from realizing that we
don't have skills any more and that if we ever do get lucky enough and our skills come back that we'll be
ready to jump all over that when the opportunity say.... hmmnnn...... what's the word..... arises.

Of course, let's not forget the side effects disclaimer...

(read really fast) Being a Charger fan and taking BOLTIALIS may cause severe vomiting during
conservative and blatantly obvious play calling. Other side effects such as constipation, drug
addiction, bleeding ulcers, and alcoholism may also occur when watching said ownership,
coaching staff and quarterback try to give games away because of arrogance incompetence and
poor tackling. Long term loss of vision and possible Narcolepsy may also occur from close up
shots of Norv Turner in High Def. And please remember, if you do have total confidence that the
Chargers are going to win a game out right for more than 3 hours in a row, please call a doctor
right away as you may be suffering from dementia or severe blood loss.